Spent all day doing stuff and just remembered I'm a ghost! I don't have shit to do!
the name "grits" does a disservice to grits. they should be called "bits" or maybe "greats"
I grew up with a beautiful gnarled old crab apple tree in my yard that bore so much fruit. We never ate them or used them for anything because my mom said they were poisonous.
Give me back to the future 1.5 where Marty's siblings are trying to solve the mystery of why they're slowly disappearing
Raccoons really know how to live
proud to introduce my new character Guy With a Shirt That Just Says "LENTILS" On It
"Hey brother, have you tried lentils? Unsung superfood, totally unsung"
I wish so badly I could be the kind of guy that keeps an accurate calendar
sometimes i think, is it possible to call out every day?
you ever spend an entire day off thinking about not wanting to go back to work the next day
the water at my current place is so bad that ive spent the past 2 years filtering water just to cook with, and in less than a month i wont have to
Signing the lease to my new place this week, excited for
-non-broken hot water hearter
-having a yard with a garden
not excited for
Tried to buy a new phone today but they wouldn't sell it to me because my license was expired. Ended up buying the phone from my phone while still in the AT&T store, it'll be here in a week.
this is cool
You ever see some food and think about how it was just a bunch of stuff until someone went and did something to it
what if someone united all the mastodon instances into one single megastodon
Say what you want but the Groundhog Day guy didn't deserve to be trapped in there so long